Anonymous asked: You're beautiful ily
Your proper use of the apostrophe makes me prostrate Wiggle
voting against gay marriage is like ordering a piece of cake at a restaurant and having a complete stranger be like “waiter, cancel that cake”
"waiter cancel that cake it’s ruining my cake and i don’t know how to explain it to my children"
"my dietbook said I can’t have cake so throw that guy’s cake away too."
omg hannah this post
Matthew it has gotten out of hand.
lmwat asked: You're Sexier than Arnold Schwarzenegger and better than Avril Lavigne.... (Except shes not a dick bag she is a queen) #iTried
ARNOLD IS THE MOST RELEVANT MOTHERFUCKER ON THE PLANET
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight