March 2012
If you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together.
The 4th gif in your folder that starts with P is...
thegifinyourfolder:
Submitted by: askalexponydude
princemilk:
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
Last night was possibly the best hookup I've ever...
frostitution:
SNOOKI CONFIRMED SHE IS PREGNANT THIS WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL
The birth of this child is why 2012 happens
Tonight's Shenanigans Are Brought To You By The...
Actually V-O-D-K-A, but I’ll take it
So I saw this last night
and before I could even process what I was doing
I made this
February 2012
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
ribbonsandgeekery:
Gaahd, Miss Piggys interview on beauty for Vogue gave me a smile from ear to ear. I love that sexy body positive pig.
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
See: Things I want to happen
Finn: Did you know that Blaine's hair is like... REALLY curly?
Kurt: ... Yes, of course I do. Why?
Finn: Well, he always has it all gelled down but when I saw him with the punching bag, it was curly.
Kurt: That happens when he gets sweaty.
Finn: Oh, do you guys work out together?
Kurt: No.
Finn: ...
Kurt: Anything else you want to talk to me about?
Finn: Nope.
